Slack Master's definitions

Claire

Any mid-20s hook nosed blonde girl that does not understand how to interact with males IRL, so she resorts to childish behavior to gain attention.

Darrell: I was just at Pin’s and the Claire in the next lane threw her drink on me!
Don: That girl just marked you with alcohol, she must like you.

Darrell: YES! She will not be the only one all wet tonight.

by Slack Master March 31, 2023

Whappies

Large breasts

The nice plastic surgeon is going to give Michelle some new whappies.

by Slack Master January 27, 2018

retrokidding

The act of trying to retract a statement (usually on social media) that makes the author look like a jerk by pretending the statement was a joke the entire time.

Calvin: You are posting your dinner plans in the wrong channel on Slack.
Seven: So "social plans" don't include dinner?
Calvin: Just kidding...

Seven: Everyone, Cal is RetroKidding again...

by Slack Master June 24, 2016

chaps my tits

A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.

Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.

by Slack Master January 25, 2018