21 definitions by Skyboy

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.
I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
by Skyboy September 5, 2005
The unofficial name for psychologists who study the fetishes and other paraphilias. Causes, behaviour, thoughts and treatment. It is a branch of sexology.
I am a fetishologist by profession, that is why I have defined so many fetishes.
by Skyboy September 6, 2005
A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.
A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.
by Skyboy September 6, 2005
When 2 men simultaneously have sex with 1 women. One man does it from the front up the vagina, the other man performs anal sex.
On the of the most disgusting types of threesomes includes sandwich sex. The women is usually either raped or very very slutty.
by Skyboy September 1, 2005
1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.
1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.
by Skyboy September 1, 2005
(Chemi symbol Ca) A chemical element with atomic number of 20 and a molar mass of 40.08 grams.
In terms of physical properties, it's melting point is 1115°K or 842 °C (1548 °F) and boiling point is 1757 or 1484 °C (2703 °F). It's density is 1550 kg/m3 and it's molar volume is 26.20 cm3.
In terms of chemical properties: it is a group 2 metal (or Alkaline Earth Metal) with 2 electrons in the outermost valency shell. As well as 2, 8, and 8 electrons in it's 1st, 2nd and 3rd shell respectively, which are not used in chemical bonding.
Calcium ions typically have a charge of 2+ and exist in aqueous calcium salt solutions. Calcium exists, chemically bound, in human bones to provide strength as well as in Marble structures.
Calcium is not naturally found in its chemical form due to it's relatively high reactivity. However, it is the 5th most abundant element in the earth's crust. Elemental Calcium can be extracted through a process of smelting and electrolysis. It reacts spectacularly in water or when ignited in an oxygen rich atmosphere.
Calcium used for experimentation in labs is usually a dull greyish colour because the surface has been oxidised by atmospheric oxygen.
*Anyone who has bothered reading this far is truly a nerd (or someone doing an assignment)*
I am the science man who has concisely defined the chemical element calcium in his own words.
by Skyboy September 6, 2005
1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.
1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.
by Skyboy September 8, 2005