carnage

The only true meaning of this word is mass murder.
Every year there is at least one Carnage in the streets of America due to it's incredibly high crime rate.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.
I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
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Pokerection

When a sick man looks at naked Pokemon and gets an erection.
Sick Bastard: Oh yeh, turn over Pikachu so I can see your ass. Yeh, yeh, I'm getting a Pokerection.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.
1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.
by skyboy September 21, 2005
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Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.
1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.
by Skyboy September 24, 2005
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medical fetish

A paraphilia in which one has a sexual fixation on medical procedures. Including, amputations, heart surgery, etc. The person is usually turned on by blood, gory and guts.
When one climaxes from medical fetish- it's called a goregasm.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
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sandwich sex

When 2 men simultaneously have sex with 1 women. One man does it from the front up the vagina, the other man performs anal sex.
On the of the most disgusting types of threesomes includes sandwich sex. The women is usually either raped or very very slutty.
by skyboy September 21, 2005
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