Skyboy's definitions

doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.

1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.

by skyboy September 21, 2005

shoe fetish

A paraphilia, shoe fetish is a fixation on a shoe, usually a high heal sandal or high heel boot. Somewhat linked with foot fetish.

A lot of Dominatrixes wear shoes suitable for men with shoe fetish. What happens next is somewhat disgusting.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Fetishologist

The unofficial name for psychologists who study the fetishes and other paraphilias. Causes, behaviour, thoughts and treatment. It is a branch of sexology.

I am a fetishologist by profession, that is why I have defined so many fetishes.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Made in China

Low priced everyday goods from China. Generally associated with poor quality but is not true in many cases. If it weren't for 'Made in China' goods', you'd pay 50% more for everyday goods (because imported Chinese products are far cheaper than local products). Most 'Made in China' products are safe to buy, except for the ones in dodgy packing or without a use-by date.

I know alot about 'Made in China' products because I'm a Chinese person living in the US.

by Skyboy September 23, 2005

medical fetish

A paraphilia in which one has a sexual fixation on medical procedures. Including, amputations, heart surgery, etc. The person is usually turned on by blood, gory and guts.

When one climaxes from medical fetish- it's called a goregasm.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

chatbot

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).

Chatbots are quite boring, unless they respond to or suggest sexual talk.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.

Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.

by skyboy September 21, 2005