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Auto Sex

1. To masturbate (have sex with yourself). Auto = self and sex = sex.
2. To have sex with an automobile. Auto = automobile and sex = sex.
1. Auto Sex in bed in quite normal.
2. Auto Sex in the garage means you're seriously fucked.
by Skyboy September 24, 2005
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gundu

(Possibly also spelt "gandu")
A Hindi word for the hole in one's arse. Usually has connotations of anal sex and homosexuality.
When two men are locked in a prison cell for a number of years without female porn, then gundu is bound to happen.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
mugGet the gundumug.

vomit fetish

Sexual fixation involving vomiting, being vomited on or eating vomit (yours or someone else's). Truly one of the most disgusting fetishes I've read about.
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
mugGet the vomit fetishmug.

Japorn

Ja-P-orn = Japanese Porn. Just fuse those two words together and shorten accordingly.
Mr Otachi: Ai, this is great Japorn, really turn me on.
by Skyboy September 23, 2005
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car salesman

One of the shiftiest occupations a someone can take. Car salesman earn commision from whatever they sell and will lure, lie, mislead, con, deceive people into buying a car. This is especially true when it comes to used cars.
A car salesman ranks 9.5/10 on the shifty scale along with the real estate agents, politicians and professional con men.
by Skyboy September 24, 2005
mugGet the car salesmanmug.

doubles

1)2 vs 2 in a sport game, e.g. tennis.
2)When the ball bounces twice in your square in handball.
3)When you roll two of the same number on a pair of 6-sided dice.
4)When a man has climaxed during masturbation but doesn't stop rubbing and eventually ejaculates again.
1)Teamwork is important in a doubles game of tennis.
2)That noob missed the ball and got out by doubles.
3)I got doubles in Monopoly, another turn for me.
4)Viagra is so potent that a man with erection problems can easily pull doubles after the correct dosage.
by skyboy September 21, 2005
mugGet the doublesmug.

limit of sexual deviation

Refers to the extremities of sexual deviations (paraphilias), e.g. shit fetish, snuff fetish, fisting, etc. The fact is, the human mind can be distorted so much that there really is no limit to sexual deviation. So the limit is in a metaphorical sense.
You may think the sexually disturbed sickos imprisoned for life in max security prisons have reached the limit of sexual deviation, but how can you be sure?
by Skyboy September 22, 2005
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