Definitions by SiruS

twanker 

Precurser to the twunt, its a schoolboy insult, created by mixing twat and wanker.

ner ner ner ner! Alex is a twanker!!

twanker by SiRuS May 26, 2004

LeGoLiAn 

JK2 player, he plays jk2 instagib.
Sucky at that.
He cannot snipe, nor capture, nor defend!
noobie all around

SiruS: i own you lego
Lego:OMFG LIES I R USE MY AIMBOT/WALLHACK/LAGBOT/SEXHACKS ON JOO AND SITLL LOSE!!! XOOXOXXOXO U = MY NEW GOD

LeGoLiAn by SiruS April 3, 2004

Brentwood 

The town I grew up in. It's legendary for the amount of pubs they managed to squeeze into a small area, but bugger all else. Dont bother going into the independant games shop, the owner is a git and he'll try to rip you off.

"I got totaly lashed in brentwood on friday... lets just say that its now a traffic cone free area."

Brentwood by SiRuS January 5, 2004

warsh 

God knows where this phrase came from, it means something that is complete shit.

"what a load of warsh!"

warsh by SiRuS January 4, 2004

wacked 

wicked. First coined by childerens TV presenters Ant and Dec.

"Ant and Dec were killed horribly? wacked!!"

wacked by SiRuS January 4, 2004

Gellared

The act of throwing a topic completely off. Killing a discussion. Derailing a thread.

You really gellared this thread timmy!
Stop Gellaring this thread before i pwn you n00b!

Gellared by Sirus December 4, 2003

cheese monkey 

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.

"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"

cheese monkey by Sirus May 15, 2003