SirGreg's definitions

Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Fannyflockers

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

by SirGreg January 7, 2017

Cunnychum

Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention

The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favourite haunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

Mingeclips

Snapshots of different flanges provided by freeporn sites in their mucky compilations

There's some cracking Mingeclips on Xporn et al😊

by SirGreg May 16, 2017

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 19, 2017

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019