Rubbish Britain

Used to be Great Britain, but now rubbish due to bending over backwards for idiots and being politically correct since the 80's

Where do you originate from? Rubbish Britain

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

LGBTQ

Loving gonads, bums, tits and quim

Dave's not gay or straight he's just LGBTQ

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 20, 2017

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 03, 2017

Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.

If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information

by SirGreg February 05, 2017

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019