SirGreg's definitions

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019

CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

by SirGreg May 17, 2017

Mingeclips

Snapshots of different flanges provided by freeporn sites in their mucky compilations

There's some cracking Mingeclips on Xporn et al😊

by SirGreg May 16, 2017

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 19, 2017

Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

a fuckin' liker

Someone who says like in the wrong context constantly. Usually students and teenage girls are the main offenders

A fuckin' liker - I was like going to the like shop for a like sandwich

by SirGreg January 3, 2017