Valenswine

A Valentine's Day date that resembles a pig

Yes I'very got a date but she's a bit of a Valenswine!

by SirGreg February 14, 2017

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 05, 2017

CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

by SirGreg May 17, 2017

Fannyflockers

A group of men or women who appreciate a fantastic flangepatch

Aye up Sam, knickers on here come the Fannyflockers

by SirGreg January 07, 2017

Punanidemic

A sudden influx of fantastic minge throughout the world.

The most of Eastern Europe is currently witnessing a Punanidemic. Men are losing their mind and oats at an alarming rate!

by SirGreg June 05, 2017

Kneeling

A thing that overpaid footballers do before a match because we're all horrible racists!

I need a kebab please Mustafa, should I start kneeling first due to somebody else's actions or my countries actions decade's ago?

by SirGreg June 12, 2021

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 03, 2017