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The #1 public enemy of all ideologies
Right wing extremism taking what's worst on every single ideologies, from the left, to the right, and even centre/moderate:
1. They rejecting religion
2. They rejecting science
3. They playing "identity politics" and promoting "groupthink"/"intellectual masturbation"/"circlejerk"
4. They love violence
5. They're supporting status quo
6. They're discriminative (racist, ageist, ableist, sexist)
7. Usually, they have small penis and sexual frustration, so they're doing this to overcompensate their sexual disabilities
8. They're opinionated as fuck
9. They promoting excessive control against free market
10. They violating human rights and rejecting democracy
11. They're minuscule, but extremely loud and obnoxious
by Sir. B July 7, 2021
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Aceh and Indonesia is incompatible in so many aspects:
1. In Aceh, pot/marijuana is a culture; while in Indonesia, pot is outlawed
2. Indonesian Muslim is a half-assed Muslim; while in Aceh, Puritanism has a stronghold
3. Genetically, Indonesian is Malay; while Aceh has no Malay descendants at all (that's why Aceh stands for Arabic, Chinese, European, and Hindustani)
by Sir. B September 3, 2021
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Utang (Debt), Gadai (Pawn), Dol (Sell).

A condition when someone is running out of money due to extreme addiction; living a lavishly-pretentious-hedonistic lifestyle; or involved in cult, Ponzi Scheme, or something similar: having enormous debt, so they sell and/or pawn their possessions just to survive
Ora Umum! Ora Umum! UGD!
by Sir. B September 22, 2021
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A portmanteau of Ustad + Retard

See pester (religious or spiritual fake guru/furu)
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B February 2, 2021
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The perfect place to ruin your digital footprint
1. Did you think you're safe when you upload your newds or pr0ns on OnlyFans because it's hidden behind the paywall? Of course not

The company can pay for it (OnlyFans), and when you caught on there (OnlyFans), your career ended miserably: either your application (sponsorship proposals, job applications, etc.) rejected, or you're cancelled, sacked, or whatever
2. Things that ruined your digital footprint:
Attention-seeking
Ranting
Upload your drunken footages
Upload your sexual contents, either for free (like on PornHub) or behind the paywall (like on OnlyFans)
Evading Smart City mechanisms (just because you don't post it on social media doesn't mean nobody can know it)
Talkative/oversharing
by Sir. B February 7, 2021
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An SUV, but for poseur/poseuse
Only poseur/poseuse who drives CUV. Real SUV are using ladder-frame chassis
by Sir. B April 4, 2022
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1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)
1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)
by Sir. B June 27, 2021
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