Sex with a narcissist is nex (narcissist sex). Nex is usually the best sex can get, which keeps you around for a minute even after you notice the toxic behaviors.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023
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by Siouxsie Supertramp April 19, 2018
Get the emotional blackout mug.A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 03, 2023
Get the Rubik's cube relationship mug.Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley
Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020
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Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!
Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020
Get the Fly-sexual mug.The woke term for zombie, as zombies has been a victim of cancel culture because it was British ....you get now.. ok so use it. Piss off boomers. It's a good zoom laugh.
So the boomers at the office
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
are mobile deceased..
What?
They're zombies get it - mobile deceased.
That can't be one of yours that's too good.
I know, I saw Shaun of the Dead
You do come up with a lot of good ones
My favorite is..
by Siouxsie Supertramp August 14, 2021
Get the Mobile Deceased mug.narcissist math is when problem occur in a relationship with a narcissist, and nothing about the relationship adds up. There's missing time, hidden agendas, and a ton of lies.
Don't try to figure out how to get along with a narcissist. Just wish them well and move on. The double standards, the zero sum mentality thinking, the all or nothing policies, and just about everything else like the back and forth nature of the guy will have you thinking that the relationship isn't worth saving. The math doesn't math on a narcissistic relationship. Narcissist math is an unsolvable problem, like trying to divide zero between three people.
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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