Definitions by Simon

Nokias 

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

Nokias by Simon April 23, 2003

meecrob 

To be stinkier than poo.

This food smells like meecrob

meecrob by Simon April 16, 2003

Chug nuts 

The coagulated lumps of sheep faeces, as compared to winnets

Don't throw those chug nuts at me

Chug nuts by Simon April 15, 2003

Winnets

Small lumps of faeces from animal, especially rabbits. Also what is formed when a chug nut breaks up

Don't eat them, they are winnets, not M&Ms

Winnets by Simon April 15, 2003

pubic wig 

A pubic wig is a Merkin as opposed to the other defintion which appears to be a spelling mistake.

Merkins are worn on stage for nude scenes and have a very long history, being mentioned in the OED in the 17th Century

pubic wig by Simon April 4, 2003

bigdickfuck

A pathological Liar

I saw Simon in the showers at school and he was hung like a newt. bigdickfuck my ass.

bigdickfuck by Simon April 1, 2003

Elroy

A person who like to felate goats after he has spray painted them and put on a of panties stolen from a 13 year old girls. Also like to have sex with dogs, preferably anal.

Grant's alternate lifestlye can be refered to as Elroy in nature.

Elroy by Simon March 25, 2003