Silver tongued liar's definitions

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025

Cadaviar Handclasp

The dead fish style handshake the chosen people like to give 100% of the time. Nothing from about it beyond their steadfast devotion to making sure never to squeeze back.

The first time I met soloman he made sure to hit me with that Cadaviar Handclasp.

by Silver tongued liar February 8, 2025

Fwomp

The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.

After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .

by Silver tongued liar August 28, 2022

Pucker lines

The lines leading to or away from a puckered anus. Similar to the lines in a balloon knot.

Her pucker lines are similar to her fingerprint as they are specific to her anus and hers alone.

by Silver tongued liar July 2, 2021

Shitter shot

A selfie taken while on the toilet or near one. Also includes any bathroom photo with a stall or urinal in the frame.

Lisa must live in a bathroom because all of her profile pictures are shitter shots.

by Silver tongued liar April 12, 2016

Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015