Silver tongued liar's definitions

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

Tijuana Cross draw

The smearing of shit along one of your cheeks possibly up to the hip when wiping or checking the toilet paper after you wipe.

I was in a rush to get off the toilet and hit my self with the Tijuana Cross draw.

by Silver tongued liar February 12, 2025

Pucker lines

The lines leading to or away from a puckered anus. Similar to the lines in a balloon knot.

Her pucker lines are similar to her fingerprint as they are specific to her anus and hers alone.

by Silver tongued liar July 2, 2021

Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015

Cadaviar Handclasp

The dead fish style handshake the chosen people like to give 100% of the time. Nothing from about it beyond their steadfast devotion to making sure never to squeeze back.

The first time I met soloman he made sure to hit me with that Cadaviar Handclasp.

by Silver tongued liar February 8, 2025

Fwomp

The sound a person makes when quickly laying down on a couch after a long day.

After working back to back dubs I'm bout to fwomp on this couch .

by Silver tongued liar August 28, 2022

Terd Pocket

The gap between sphincter and butt cheek.

Her Terd pocket was so big that when i pulled her cheeks apart I heard a poop whisper.

by Silver tongued liar August 11, 2013