Silky Smooth's definitions

metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004

j lo

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

by Silky Smooth December 2, 2003

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

80's guy/girl

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's

only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

porn star name

Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.

MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry

by Silky Smooth March 3, 2004