Silky Smooth's definitions

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

he she

1) a cross-dressing man who actually looks like a woman; or
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman

I don't have a problem with cross-dressers per se. My problem is when you can't tell that "she" is really a "he!"

by Silky Smooth March 10, 2004

Motley Crue

The greatest 80's hair band EVER with hits like "Girls Girls Girls," "Dr. Feelgood," and "Home Sweet Home!" Motley MUTHAFUCKIN Crue fuckin rules, dude!

Those guys in Motley Crue are some bad mutha SHUT YO MOUTH!

by Silky Smooth October 27, 2003

porn star name

Male porn stars have names that refer to penis size. Female porn stars have normal first names and exotic last names.

MALE PORN STAR NAME: Rod Longfellow
FEMALE PORN STAR NAME: Maria Strawberry

by Silky Smooth March 3, 2004

moonshine

Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.

The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."

by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004

80's guy/girl

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's

only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004