redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

american mutt

someone whose ethnicity and/or race is so mixed one cannot determine his/her ethnic or racial background is through visual observation

My father is half-black and half-Italian and my mother is half-Chinese and half-Cherokee.

by Silky Smooth February 10, 2004

sandwich action

a heterosexual three-way sex session, involving either two men and one woman or two women and one man; as opposed to a "choo-choo' (which involves three gay men or three lesbians)

Last night I got sandwich action with Gina and Maria!

by Silky Smooth January 07, 2004

high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.

"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.

by Silky Smooth March 08, 2004

j lo

nickname for Jennifer Lopez, a no-talent hack

J-Lo's ass is very overrated. Shakira's ass is WAY hotter!

by Silky Smooth December 02, 2003

man boobs

Guys: if your titties are bigger than Jenna Jameson's LAY OFF THE KRISPY KREMES AND START DOING PUSH UPS!

That fatass got the biggest man boobs ever!

by Silky Smooth January 06, 2004

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004