Silky Smooth's definitions

man boobs

Guys: if your titties are bigger than Jenna Jameson's LAY OFF THE KRISPY KREMES AND START DOING PUSH UPS!

That fatass got the biggest man boobs ever!

by Silky Smooth January 6, 2004

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

brick house

a woman with a voluptuos, curvaceous body; for example, Jessica Alba or Halle Berry

She's a brick house she mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out!

by Silky Smooth February 5, 2004

redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.

"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.

by Silky Smooth March 8, 2004

Gilligan's Isle

"Gilligan's Isle" was the gayest TV show ever. Skipper and Gilligan were lovers. Skipper was the butch and Gilligan was the bitch. Why else would Gilligan be Skipper's "little buddy?"

The Professor was gay, too! Marianne and Ginger were looking for love and the Professor was the only "eligible" man on the island. Mr. Howell was married (and kind of creepy anyway, and Skipper and Gilligan were butt buddies. If Professor was straight, he would have made himself the "meat" in a "Marian and Ginger Love Sandwich!"

"Hey, Little Buddy! I'm feeling kinda lonely. How 'bout bending over to pick up my soap!"

"Oh, Skipper!"

by Silky Smooth November 5, 2003

silverware

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004