Silky Smooth's definitions

metrosexual

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004

sugar baby

a woman who provides companionship and/or sexual relations for a wealthy, older man in exchange for expensive gifts and/or money; a "gold digger"

If you're a rich man and your woman pays attention to you only when she wants your credit card, you're bein' played by a sugar baby!

by Silky Smooth December 22, 2003

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

man boobs

Guys: if your titties are bigger than Jenna Jameson's LAY OFF THE KRISPY KREMES AND START DOING PUSH UPS!

That fatass got the biggest man boobs ever!

by Silky Smooth January 6, 2004

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

brick house

a woman with a voluptuos, curvaceous body; for example, Jessica Alba or Halle Berry

She's a brick house she mighty mighty just lettin' it all hang out!

by Silky Smooth February 5, 2004