Silky Smooth's definitions

redneck trifecta

redneck's 3 favorite things

incest, bestiality, & moonshine

by Silky Smooth October 30, 2003

high school hero

This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.

"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.

by Silky Smooth March 8, 2004

puff puff pass

what you do when you're smokin weed with ya dawgs

Pass the doobie down the left hand side

by Silky Smooth January 16, 2004

Vin diesel

a guy who couldn't act his way out of a wet paper sack

The only reason Vin Diesel keeps getting movie roles is because his chiseled physique makes teenage girls wet!

by Silky Smooth October 29, 2003

he she

1) a cross-dressing man who actually looks like a woman; or
2) a man who either had a sex change operation or in undergoing hormone treatment to become a woman

I don't have a problem with cross-dressers per se. My problem is when you can't tell that "she" is really a "he!"

by Silky Smooth March 10, 2004

80's guy/girl

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's

only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt

by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

moonshine

Moonshine is illegally distilled homemade whisky, usually with a very high alcohol content. It got its name because it was normally distilled at night "by the light of the moon." Most moonshine is distilled in West Virginia, Kentucky and Virginia.

The only reason that moonshine is illegal is because there anyone who distills spirits in the U.S. has to pay a federal tax. Moonshiners don't pay the tax. Local police usually ignore moonshiners because "they ain't hurtin' anyone."

by Silky Smooth January 27, 2004