Definitions by Silky Smooth

ledge booty 

a booty that goes "up & out;" an ass so big, when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE; big bottom drives me out of my mind, how can I leave this behind behind?; a bodonkadonk that gives her an extra foot-and-a-half behind her; big ol' junk in da trunk

Damn! Look at the ledge booty on that fine piece of black man's kryptonite!

ledge booty by Silky Smooth April 3, 2007

metrosexual 

A "metrosexual" is an allegedly heterosexual male who spends a shitload of money on beauty products and fancypants-style clothes. These guys spend more time primping than divas or he-divas!

A woman should never date a metrosexual. He might steal her beauty products!

metrosexual by Silky Smooth May 4, 2004

beat the bishop 

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

beat the bishop by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

shillelagh 

a 1 meter tall wooden stick with a big bump on the end, used as both a club & walking stick by the Irish

Forsooth, thou art a knave! Leave this place in peace or I shall thrash thee about the head & shoulders with my shillelagh!

shillelagh by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

pony 

someone you can "ride" all night long

you're a pony
let's do it
ride my pony
my saddle's waiting...

-- ginuwine

pony by Silky Smooth April 29, 2004

80's guy/girl 

the pathetic throwback loser still stuck in the 80's

only 80's guy wears a mullet & iron maiden t-shirt

80's guy/girl by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004

silverware 

"Silverware" originally meant "eating utensils made from silver." (An "eating utensil" being a fork, spoon or knife). Now, all eating utensils are called "silverware" regardless of what materials they are made of!

REAL silver eating utensils are expensive. Usually you receive a set of real silverware as a wedding gift & you use the set for special occasions.

I still don't get why stainless steel (or worse, plastic) forks, spoons & knives are called "silverware" WHEN THEY ARE NOT MADE OF SILVER!

silverware by Silky Smooth April 28, 2004