Definitions by Sid Barrett
Derivatives
Quiz: Find the derivatives of the following.
#1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x.
Me: *blank stare*
#1: e^(-2coscsc4x)(4pitan/-7secx)^cos6x.
Me: *blank stare*
Derivatives by Sid Barrett December 9, 2008
AParanoia
Amy: Jen, where's my psych book?? WHERE'S MY PSYCH BOOK??!!
Jen: Calm down; apparently those therapy sessions didn't help, you still have AParanoia.
Jen: Calm down; apparently those therapy sessions didn't help, you still have AParanoia.
AParanoia by Sid Barrett October 30, 2008
Employee Discount
1. (noun) A discount on a purchase given typically to a very attractive person even when they don't work there.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
2. (noun) A discount given to employees just to keep the money there and not have it go to competitors.
1. Cashier: "What do you think? 15% or 20%?"
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
Friend: "I'd say 20%."
2. Cashier: "You work over there and you're not using your employee discount from them?"
-Competition worker: "No, even with the discount it's still cheaper here."
Employee Discount by Sid Barrett October 17, 2008
War & Peace 2
Parent: Did you get any information from that college yet?
Kid: Yeah, they only sent me War & Peace 2.
Kid: Yeah, they only sent me War & Peace 2.
War & Peace 2 by Sid Barrett October 14, 2008
Addicting Games
Addicting Games is a game website where many free games (and a la carte extras for those games) are released. A successful release on AG (as it's abbreviated) could launch a game into eternal fame but a bug in the game could doom the game and its creator forever.
Addicting Games ia frequented mainly by kids under 13 years of age and if there's a chain comment thing going you'll know there's one (games can be commented on but sadly they're used more for chain comments and giving out way to much personal information like ASL).
Addicting Games ia frequented mainly by kids under 13 years of age and if there's a chain comment thing going you'll know there's one (games can be commented on but sadly they're used more for chain comments and giving out way to much personal information like ASL).
-10 year old kid: Let's see what new games are on Addicting Games today!
-50 year old perv: Let's see what new clueless kids are on Addicting Games today!
-50 year old perv: Let's see what new clueless kids are on Addicting Games today!
Addicting Games by Sid Barrett October 3, 2008
Windows
Windows is a complicated armed forces code which really means "Dead on Site". "Dead on Site"'s acrynym is DOS and since DOS is linked to Windows they recoded it to Windows.
-"Base to CRO ((Cheif Radio Operator)), what's the TC ((tent city, code for prison camp)) look like?
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
-"CRO to base, we have 10 POWs who've gone through the Windows, 5 with a pal ((code for mal pal which is code for malaria)) and five friends of Jack ((Hungry Jack meals are prized possessions so friends of Jack would be people starving)).
Windows by Sid Barrett October 3, 2008
Yob
A yob is a job that is tedious and/or pays a very low wage. Refers to the working conditions (and the way Mexicans would pronounce j-o-b in Spanish) of Mexican Americans.
Dick: What're we doing waiting in line here for?
Miguel: We'ere waiting fore a yob.
Dick: A yob?
Migeul: A yob!
Miguel: We'ere waiting fore a yob.
Dick: A yob?
Migeul: A yob!
Yob by Sid Barrett September 28, 2008