Bitchmas

Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.

What you doing for Christmas?

Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.

by Shuaman December 24, 2019

Holing

To be ass fucked.

See the game last night?

Ach, we took a proper holing, didn't we?

by Shuaman November 08, 2018

Doggers

Short for 'dog breath,' an affectionate insult. British.

All right, doggers, wanna come to a party tonight?

by Shuaman October 22, 2018

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018

pain in the pooer

Something annoying or difficult to do. British.

Martin's coming over later.

Really? That's guy's a real pain in the pooer.

by Shuaman April 18, 2019

coke casualty

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.

Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.

by Shuaman November 04, 2016

Raincoat

Something sleazy or sordid.

God, I haven't had sex in a year.

Go see a pro.

Nah, too raincoat.

by Shuaman July 16, 2019