Felonious Monk

A criminal.

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.

by Shuaman March 02, 2019

b & c

n. A bitch and cunt.

You know Tonya?

The one who hangs out on the corner? That girl's a b & c, stay clear.

by Shuaman November 02, 2018

Hotloaf

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

by Shuaman July 10, 2020

Wurst

v. To bone someone, to bratwurst them.

That girl you pulled was cute.

Hellz yeah, she was, gave her a proper wursting.

by Shuaman October 28, 2018

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

the stab

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

by Shuaman December 16, 2016