Shuaman's definitions

Doggers

Short for 'dog breath,' an affectionate insult. British.

All right, doggers, wanna come to a party tonight?

by Shuaman October 22, 2018

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.

Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!

by Shuaman November 19, 2020

la naranja franco

The orange Franco ie the old snatch grabbing Cheeto head himself, our prez, Donald J. Trump

He's tweeting again.

Quien?

La naranja Franco! Who else?

by Shuaman January 30, 2017

cinnamon scrunchie

Your bumhole or anal sphincter.

Jeez, Joel's so girthy, he's really been stretching out the old cinnamon scrunchie. The turds just fall out of me now.

Gross.

by Shuaman October 21, 2017

Aleppo Moment

A la Libetarian Gary Johnson; when your mind goes blank at an inopportune moment, usually 'cos you're high off your ass!

What's your date of birth?

I'm having an Aleppo moment.
Step out of the vehicle, please, sir.

by Shuaman September 30, 2016

previous

British term for having a criminal record.

That bloke, Bill, looks like a hard bastard. He got any previous?

Plenty, armed robbery for starters.

by Shuaman October 13, 2018