Definitions by Shuaman

Hotloaf 

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

Hotloaf by Shuaman July 10, 2020

Botshit crazy 

People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

Botshit crazy by Shuaman July 7, 2020

Go away 10k 

An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .

Got rear ended last night.

Should get your go away 10k.

Go away 10k by Shuaman June 2, 2020

Sir Noncealot 

An elision of 'nonce' and Sir Lancelot, a Sir Noncealot is a prize pillock or douchebag.

So you're taking advice from Sir Noncealot now are you or did you think nicking that motor was a good idea?

Sir Noncealot by Shuaman June 1, 2020

Plopdrop 

Taking a revenge shit on your friend's couch or carpet and blaming it on their unruly dog.

Fucking Trev's Pit bull is a nightmare.

Did you plopdrop?
You knows it! Nothing quite as sweet as watching your mate handle your warm turds.

Plopdrop by Shuaman May 12, 2020

Shitty titty bang bang 

A sex act where the male takes a dump on a girl's boobs and then proceeds to fuck her tits, using said faecal matter as lubricant.

Why did he dump me? Icedocking, wolfbagging, even shitty titty bang bang, I do everything!

Shitty titty bang bang by Shuaman May 5, 2020

Kiss the turtle 

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

Kiss the turtle by Shuaman April 21, 2020