Blue Light Special

Overdosing so that the paramedics have to be called.

That blo was some uncut shit, yo, thought you was gonna pull a blue light special.

Right? Got any more.

by Shuaman July 31, 2019

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Father Wristmas

Where you bin, we're about to open the presents?

Got a gift from Father Wristmas!

Gross.

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

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You going to the loo again?
Had a dodgy steak and kidney last night, I'm squitti politti today!

by Shuaman December 18, 2019

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Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

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When a girl stops shaving her pussy in order to punish her man.

Tina's engaging in a little trench warfare because I wouldn't take her to Burning Man. It's like chewbacca moved into her pants.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

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People who believe in mad conspiracy theories promoted on the internet by bots.

Your friend Billy has some strange ideas.

Yeah, he's botshit crazy.

by Shuaman July 07, 2020

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Where were you?

Rubbing one out.

Again?
I'm so horny, I'm Onan the Barbarian right now!

by Shuaman October 20, 2020

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