Shuaman's definitions

bunt

To have a fling or non-serious affair.

I'm not ready to date, I just broke up with Julie.

You need to bunt, dude, get back in the game.

by Shuaman October 3, 2018

Winnie

To take a dump, after Winnie the Pooh.

Let's go.

Give me five, got to take a Winnie.

by Shuaman February 1, 2020

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 2, 2018

Tack shack

A house or shop full of tacky shit.

Since Tracy moved in, she's turned my place into a tack shack.

All those porcelain figurines are grim, dude.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 9, 2019

crunk hole

The mouth, i.e. where you put the booze or drugs that gets you crunked.

Get that cosmo down your crunk hole and let's go to the party!

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

Corona kiss

A bad result caused by the Covid-19 pandemic.

What's happening with your project at work?

Got the corona kiss, budgets are all getting slashed.

by Shuaman April 10, 2020