fuzzy and scuzzy

God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

vagina vaykay

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 05, 2018

Had a pro-job last night.

Sweet!

Sure was. This girl could practically lick my asshole while sucking me off!

by Shuaman October 04, 2018

How was that girl last night, yo?

Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.

by Shuaman October 04, 2018

Hookups that circumvent the lockdown rules. Sex in the time of the pandemic.

What's up, bro, you been getting any blovids in, bruh?
You nose it, homes, gave it to me gran and I've totes inherited her place, yo!

by Shuaman July 18, 2020

Where you get all this stuff? You been drummin again?

Nah, my nan gave it me.

Bollocks.

by Shuaman December 16, 2019

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019