turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

voted for trump

Buyer's remorse. An expression of intense regret.

Wow, that girl you hooked up with last night was fugly, dude.

I know, I voted for trump on that one.

by Shuaman May 20, 2017

you knows it, I grows it

An expression of emphatic agreement.

Coming to the party tonight, playa?

You knows it, I grows it!

by Shuaman October 02, 2018

Bitchmas

Spending Christmas with horrible relatives.

What you doing for Christmas?

Going to my mom's, Uncle Doug is coming so it's going to be a real bitchmas.

by Shuaman December 24, 2019

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 08, 2018

Ass harp

Suck the asshole, stretch the dick and twang them balls, you be playing the ass harp, yo!

What's the matter?

I'm a little tender, Amy was playing the ass harp again last night!

by Shuaman December 31, 2020