Definitions by Shuaman

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

Christed by Shuaman December 15, 2016

the stab 

Sexual intercourse.

That Mila Kunis is damn hot.

Yeah, I'd fuckin' love to give her the stab.

the stab by Shuaman December 15, 2016

an Australian kiss 

Blowjob because it's a kiss down under.

Do you want an Australian kiss?

What's that?

A kiss down under.

an Australian kiss by Shuaman December 14, 2016

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand 

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand by Shuaman December 13, 2016

turtle pond 

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

turtle pond by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Trumping 

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

Trumping by Shuaman November 24, 2016

coke casualty 

Someone who has indulged in the white stuff a little too heavily over the years and it's beginning to show.

Your friend Trev is weird.

He's cool but a bit of a coke casualty.

Yeah, his speech is all screwed up.

coke casualty by Shuaman November 4, 2016