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The-Spacey-in-the-facey

To be sexually harassed in the workplace, a la Kevin Spacey.
God, it's my boss asking me out for dinner. Ugh, it's going to be the-Spacey-in-the-facey, isn't it?

The heart and eggplant emojis rather give it away.
by Shuaman October 15, 2018
mugGet the The-Spacey-in-the-faceymug.

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.
Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.
by Shuaman May 30, 2021
mugGet the Crumplestiltskinmug.

Fucketing down

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'
God, it's really fucketing down out there?
by Shuaman December 30, 2021
mugGet the Fucketing downmug.

Go away 10k

An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .
Got rear ended last night.

Should get your go away 10k.
by Shuaman June 2, 2020
mugGet the Go away 10kmug.

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus
Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!
by Shuaman December 31, 2016
mugGet the Housekeepingmug.

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.
Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020
mugGet the My water just brokemug.

the oil was low

Finally, hooked up with Julie last night.

How was she?

The oil was low.

Bummer.
by Shuaman February 2, 2020
mugGet the the oil was lowmug.

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