Shuaman's definitions

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021

bum bugler

1. Someone who likes to give rim jobs.

2. Someone who rips out the wet ones.

I'm dating Tony now.

I'd think about getting your ass bleached, if I were you, heard he's a right bum bugler.

I wouldn't sit behind Jeff, he's a bit of a bum bugler that one.

by Shuaman September 6, 2018

Kiss the turtle

Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.

Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.

She broke up with you, didn't she?

Yup.

by Shuaman April 21, 2020

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Hotloaf

To defecate on someone.

I'm down with the brown, love to hotloaf them titties, yo!

by Shuaman July 10, 2020

Head of head

Someone who receives promotion beyond their talents because they're doing the boss.

I see Julie was made Head of Development.

Head of head more like.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman January 17, 2016