Shuaman's definitions

Lecherer

A creepy professor or lecturer who hits on their students.

I've got Professor Reed this semester.

Ach, I've heard he's a real lecherer.

by Shuaman July 7, 2019

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016

Trumping

To root for other people's misfortune in order to profit from it personally.

Do you think Jeff will get fired?

Hope so.
What?

I'm trumping on this one, I've always wanted to fuck his girlfriend.

by Shuaman November 24, 2016

Fire the revulva

Female masturbation.

Coming out tonight?

Nah, gonna smoke some bud, watch some hub and fire the revulva.

by Shuaman March 23, 2019

Hymnbo

A moronic religious dude.

Chad's cute.

He's total hymnbo. Won't even fuck 'cos he don't believe in sex before marriage.

by Shuaman August 22, 2020

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman January 17, 2016

J. Edgar

A cocaine addict. British. As in J. Edgar Hoover, which in the U.K. is synonymous with vacuum cleaner, a popular brand. Thus a person who hoovers up cocaine.

I like David but he's a bit of a J. Edgar.

That's cool, so am I!

by Shuaman June 18, 2019