trump diet

Eating Micky D's and KFC while watching Fox News.

What's with all the fast food and Fox News on the TV?

I'm on the Trump diet.

by Shuaman September 06, 2018

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Gunned

To be compromised by something posted on social media a la James Gunn, former director of Guardians of the Galaxy franchise.

Don't post that pic, bro, you'll get me gunned at school, yo!

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

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A person, usually a woman, who is excessively passive aggressive and controlling. A bit of a downer. Similar to kill joy.

What do you think of Roy's new girlfriend?

Pretty but a bit of a joy clamp.

Coming out for a drink?
No, I've been joy clamped.

by Shuaman September 01, 2012

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Don't be such a slo-blo, Marsha!

Fuck you, cunt.

by Shuaman September 01, 2021

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How's Jodie doing since her boyfriend dumped her?

Oh she's a total cryborg right now.

by Shuaman June 29, 2021

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God, Anita wears see through panties. Every time she bends over I can see her fuzzy and scuzzy.

by Shuaman November 11, 2018

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How was that girl last night, yo?

Sweet, took it up the party pipe and everything.

by Shuaman October 04, 2018

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