Shuaman's definitions

Housekeeping

Sex with the missus

Where you been? I've been trying to call you for an hour.

Had to do a little housekeeping.

Hear that brother!

by Shuaman December 31, 2016

My water just broke

When that poo baby be coming.

Dude, pull over, my water just broke.
Can't you hold it?

They're your leather seats.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

Crumplestiltskin

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

by Shuaman May 30, 2021

ubuser

n. Unpleasant, annoying or foul fellow passenger in an express pool. An uber abuser.

What's the matter, babe?

Hellish ride from the airport. Got stuck with an ubuser. Jammed the front seat back to my knees and sang show tunes the whole way.

by Shuaman October 15, 2018

Fucketing down

Raining hard. Play on 'bucketing down.'

God, it's really fucketing down out there?

by Shuaman December 30, 2021

Go away 10k

An insurance company will pay you a 'go away 10k' for a car accident no questions asked in order to sign away your claims .

Got rear ended last night.

Should get your go away 10k.

by Shuaman June 2, 2020

the oil was low

Someone who's bad in bed.

Finally, hooked up with Julie last night.

How was she?

The oil was low.

Bummer.

by Shuaman February 2, 2020