Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.

by Shuaman August 22, 2020

Shrapnel

Cocaine; especially a line that has been insufficiently chopped and contains large chunks.

Dude, that was some shrapnel.

That's what happens when you try and chop a line with your library card.

by Shuaman July 05, 2019

Vogueing

People who constantly check themselves out in the mirror.

How was your date last night?

Awful, dude kept vogueing all night.

by Shuaman November 16, 2018

gentrifence

High-end wooden fencing (often horizontal) used to make houses in the ghetto look upmarket.

Who're the new neighbors?

Yuppies. You can tell from the gentrifence.

by Shuaman April 01, 2018

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Choppy

Anywhere there's going to be lots of cocaine. British.

Going to D's party tonight, it's going to be well choppy?

by Shuaman June 18, 2019

Up swanny

To get pregnant. British.

Hear about Ginny, she's up swanny!

Oops!

by Shuaman November 16, 2021