Shuaman's definitions

a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

trumpfecta

Crooked, stupid and crazy.

When Joey D. got done for shoplifting, what did he do? Went out, got caught again and then punched the cop!

Man, that kid is really the trumpfecta.

Sure is.

by Shuaman March 1, 2018

bum in the butter

To experience a stroke of good fortune. British.

Saw Mark down the market, he found a finger in a can of tomatoes and got a huge settlement.

So he's got his bum in the butter, again.

by Shuaman October 24, 2018

Whacktress

Nutjob actress.

How was your date with the whacktress?
Awful, we just ran lines all night.

by Shuaman November 9, 2018

Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.

by Shuaman August 21, 2020

gentrifence

High-end wooden fencing (often horizontal) used to make houses in the ghetto look upmarket.

Who're the new neighbors?

Yuppies. You can tell from the gentrifence.

by Shuaman May 19, 2018

Yanked, spanked and banked

To get benched, dumped or fired.

You're not working there no more?

Nope, got yanked, spanked and banked, dude.

Sucks.

Tell me about it.

by Shuaman July 1, 2019