Definitions by Shuaman

Crumplestiltskin 

Having a dishevelled appearance.

Dude, what you come as, crumplestiltskin?
I know, me mam forgot to put the wash in.

Crumplestiltskin by Shuaman May 30, 2021

Brown eye opener 

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

Brown eye opener by Shuaman May 1, 2021

Down with the brown 

When you're into all things faecal.

You're into rimming?

Wolfbagging, icedocking, hotloafing, I do it all, I'm down with the brown, yo!

Down with the brown by Shuaman April 22, 2021

Up to the elbow 

The act of inserting the fist and arm in vagina or rectum all the way up to the elbow.

You seeing Ginny again tonight?

Hellz yeah, bitch is going to take it up to the elbow, yo!

Up to the elbow by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Pissed bothering 

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

Pissed bothering by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Fruiting 

To take a crap.

Oh damn, I've been fruiting like a nightmare.

Toldya not to eat roadkill.

Fruiting by Shuaman March 27, 2021

Stick piece

A bimbo or floozy.

Who's the stick piece?

Dunno, won her in a card game.

Stick piece by Shuaman March 16, 2021