Short penis's definitions

Sex

When the schlong go’s into the thong

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex

by Short penis February 17, 2020

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

Fortnite

A game made by the company epic games and is played by tards and virgins around the globe, one of the most popular content creators on fortnite is tyler blevins AKA Ninja AKA "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

Kevin still plays fortnite? Oh goddamnit.

by Short penis October 19, 2019

Brazilian Cigarette

When a woman lights a mans pubes on fire and gives him a blowjob

Heather gave me a brazilian cigarette last night

by Short penis October 10, 2021

Honeysuckle

When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Dipass

When someone mixes the words: dipshit and asshole into one

Person1: i bet you jack off in the locker room
Person2:take a look in the fuckin’ mirror dipass

by Short penis February 27, 2020