Short penis's definitions

Brazilian Cigarette

When a woman lights a mans pubes on fire and gives him a blowjob

Heather gave me a brazilian cigarette last night

by Short penis October 10, 2021

Dipass

When someone mixes the words: dipshit and asshole into one

Person1: i bet you jack off in the locker room
Person2:take a look in the fuckin’ mirror dipass

by Short penis February 27, 2020

Sex

When the schlong go’s into the thong

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex

by Short penis February 17, 2020

My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 17, 2020

69

A sex position involving a male/ female or faggot/faggot in which the partners are opposite and both performing oral on the vagina/ penis

69 420

by Short penis October 19, 2019

Joe mama

When one plays the joke of who’s joe? on you henceforth furthering your embarrassment

Teacher: who broke my fucking monitor
Kid: it was joe
Teacher: joe who
Kid:joe mama
Rest of class: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

by Short penis October 19, 2019

Fortnite

A game made by the company epic games and is played by tards and virgins around the globe, one of the most popular content creators on fortnite is tyler blevins AKA Ninja AKA "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

Kevin still plays fortnite? Oh goddamnit.

by Short penis October 19, 2019