My dick

Smaller than my goddamn hippocampus

Me:my dick is small, are you sure you want to suck it?
Imaginary girlfriend: no not anymore

by Short penis February 18, 2020

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Sex

When the schlong go’s into the thong

Well son, when a mommy and a daddy love each other, they sometimes get a little rowdy, and by that I mean they want to have sexual contact also known as sex

by Short penis February 18, 2020

Fortnite

A game made by the company epic games and is played by tards and virgins around the globe, one of the most popular content creators on fortnite is tyler blevins AKA Ninja AKA "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"

Kevin still plays fortnite? Oh goddamnit.

by Short penis October 20, 2019

69

A sex position involving a male/ female or faggot/faggot in which the partners are opposite and both performing oral on the vagina/ penis

69 420

by Short penis October 19, 2019

Honeysuckle

When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

by Short penis October 18, 2019

Brazilian Cigarette

When a woman lights a mans pubes on fire and gives him a blowjob

Heather gave me a brazilian cigarette last night

by Short penis October 10, 2021