Shooter's definitions

raft

the vehicle of choice for cubans attempting to enter the united states illegally through Florida.

cuban chicks must be fugly! Thats the 160309540808e-2 raft i have seen this week!

by shooter August 29, 2005

greif

(v.) the sensless murder of a humorous statement

to take a joke too far

4th grade
Teacher: And the cow jumped over the moon.

1st person: (To Friends)The cow jumped over her fat ass (laughs)

2nd person: Yeah, and the cow jumped over her fat legs too!

Bystander: man you really greifed that one

by shooter June 3, 2004

jew

one who practices the world's oldest monotheistic religion

Jesus was a Jew, douche

by shooter August 29, 2005

mintz

v.

To wander around: 1) aimlessly
&
2) Stare at girls


(ps - must be wearing glasses)

Stop mintzing around and get your gemera, son.

by Shooter May 13, 2005

Fob

A device attached to the lanyard which one wears should he attend the center for talented youth. Unlocks the doors to ones dorm.

can also be used as a verb

Lets go *insert in asian name*, i need someone to fob me in

by shooter August 29, 2005

Blazing

hot to the point of absurdity (im not sure that is a word)

That guy is blazing!

by shooter August 29, 2005

thumb toe

the condition one sustains following having his thumb bitten off by a whimpering dog.

I'm serious. If you dont stfu ill give you thumb toe!

by shooter August 29, 2005