Definitions by ShootFastEatAss69

Swamp Monster 

The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.

"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"

Swamp Monster by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Fart Ghoul 

The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.

"Anthony cant come on any road trips anymore, hes a total Fart Ghoul".

Fart Ghoul by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Nut Bungee 

When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.

"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"

Nut Bungee by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Shart Attack 

When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.

"It was a wild night out with the boys, Will totally lost the Shart Attack"

Shart Attack by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.

"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".

Bald Pigeon by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Toothy Brazillian 

The act of plucking female pubic hairs with teeth, commonly associated with running out of wax for a typical smooth Brazillian Wax. Leaving the end user to chew the hair out of the private area of the recipient.

"I hate work, we are so low on materials i had to give that lady a Toothy Brazillian"

Toothy Brazillian by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022

Turtlenecking

The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.

"The cops didnt find my weed, thank god I was turtlenecking"

Turtlenecking by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022