When a group of guys go out to eat at a greasy buffet for the purpose of giving themselves diharrea. As their stomachs hurt worse, they take turns farting as hard as they can until one unlucky soul shits his pants in front of his friends.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
The act of plucking female pubic hairs with teeth, commonly associated with running out of wax for a typical smooth Brazillian Wax. Leaving the end user to chew the hair out of the private area of the recipient.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
The act of inserting objects into the foreskin of a penis and rolling the foreskin above the tip, simulating a turtle hiding its head in its shell. Typically for safe storage or to hide objects from others.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
The neglect of bathing; specifically washing or shaving your genetalia, so when your genitals are visible they resemble a putrid swamp monster.
"I dont think I will be going on dates with Tyler anymore... when we were about to have sex he pulled out a Swamp Monster"
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
The act of ripping a putrid fart in a confined area, while actively preventing fresh air to circulate causing people to gag and cough; making them resemble a ghoulish appearance.
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022
While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 28, 2022