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Nipstruation 

When you’re undertaking strenuous exercise and your nipples are chaffing in a top/singlet (usually of a light colour) and you bleed regularly (but not profusely) due to friction.

It is likened to the female reproductive process due to the unruly nature of the bleeding and the lack of sympathy from men.... HAHA, YOUR NIPPLES ARE BLEEDING LIKE DONKEY TEARS
Simon: Wow, John is about to come under 3 hours for his marathon, what an achievement!
Dimitri: An achievement!? What about the nipstruation that has the emergency services sweating like an Eskimo in Singapore?
Nipstruation by Shoogy January 7, 2020
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Nipstraction 

The act of distracting someone with your nipples
"Gregg, You are being a nipstraction. Can you put your shirt back on because the Blackjack pool dealer can't focus on the cards"

Gregg- "Alright, alright!"
Nipstraction by Juggville August 22, 2019
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008