Shmouse's definitions

napoleonism

Also known as little man syndrome or lms. When a small guy tries to be tough because he's shorter than average or small of stature. (Taken from the name Napoleon, who was just a few inches over 5 feet tall and tended to blow people up and start wars.) See Napoleonic War.

Rick had a case of napoleonism beacuse he was only 5'5". He didn't need to be so tough, 'cause he was a great and kind friend who would do anything for you. Unfortunately, people still look down upon short people, and he took this personally.

by Shmouse May 26, 2005

HEY bruise

The bruise you notice on your upper arm(s) in the morning after a drinking binge with friends. Comes from said drunken friends poking you in the arm repeatedly whilst trying to get your attention.

Dickie: HEY DJ (poking arm), check out that Raider touch down!

DJ: Dammit Dickie, now I'm gonna wake up tomorrow with another damnable HEY BRUISE!

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

factoid

a not-entirely-true or documentable "fact" that can be used alone or used to embellish a story;

see Anneism

During the Anneism spouted by Gertrude, the factoids were flying fast and furious.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005

switzerland

v.(note lower case):
the act of being neutral or non-committed on a subject, usually a controversial one.

Joe: Hey, whaddya think about those Red Sox finally winning the World Series?

Louie: Hey, I don't wanna get into it, man. I'm SWITZERLAND on this one.

by Shmouse May 24, 2005

donchaknow

word conglomeration of Don't You Know.

Used to finish a sentence containing facts that are somewhat obvious.

Hey Mimi, I think it's nearly 5 o'clock.
It's almost time to leave, donchaknow.

by Shmouse May 25, 2005

frazzly

Totally bonkers; joyful beyond repair.
Frazzled, but with a positive spin.

When UrbanDictionary.com used DJ's favorite word, POATEW, as the word-of-the-day, he was totally FRAZZLY for a week!

by Shmouse May 25, 2005

bratly

Acting like a brat. See rich kids.

Aria was acting really bratly when the money for the new horse, the money for the English riding saddle, and the money for the rent weren't given to her on the first of the month like she requested.

by Shmouse May 20, 2005