When a bubbly bum female gives a big dicked male a blowjob in a park after having his hands passionately down her pants making her cum for the first time.
by Shlikaboomboom December 30, 2020
A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.
Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023
Someone who is a gigantic bellandos. A term you would use when describing someone you heavily dislike.
by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022
When a group of mates gather around 'a Joe' and begin to ejaculate onto his naked body. The last man to relieve themselves, must lick all the groups spunk off of his helpless body.
Theo: "The weekends here again and i'm heavily aroused! Let's invite joe and the boys over and play Soggy Joe!"
by Shlikaboomboom May 17, 2022
This is when someone is on a trip to Wales with his friends and is trying to sleep. However they end up falling off their bed making the entire room errupt of laughter.
by Shlikaboomboom April 23, 2020
Someone who backs the LGBTQ community so passionately that he switches to the “dark side”. Claims he doesn’t like “winky” but admits to being a “pro at willy loving”.
by Shlikaboomboom July 18, 2020