Definitions by Shepherd Guy
Reefcore
A certain genre of live-action or animated movie that takes place on coral reefs, typically featuring humans who can breathe underwater. Often, the humans keep marine animals as pets or mounts and have interior decor featuring parts of marine life, such as coral heads and shark jaws.
Examples of Reefcore movies include Aquaman, Luca, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, and the live-action Little Mermaid.
Reefcore by Shepherd Guy April 17, 2023
gtsg
Short for "Go touch some grass".
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Meaning go outside and do something other than playing video games or doomscrolling on social media.
Alex: DUDE I JUST WON A REDDIT ARGUMENT ABOUT HOW MY GENSHIN IMPACT WAIFU IS THE ONE AND ONLY "BEST GIRL"!
Bob: GTSG, dude.
Bob: GTSG, dude.
gtsg by Shepherd Guy March 6, 2023
The Mopacalypse
Austin slang for the endless and eternal traffic jam that is Loop 1, collectively known to Austinites as MoPac.
The Mopacalypse by Shepherd Guy December 16, 2022
Act your wage
It means simply not doing shit you’re not paid to do at work, or refusing to do the job of two people when you’re only paid for one.
Act your wage at work. Don’t exhaust yourself over shit you’re not paid for. Don’t take unpaid overtime. Get comfortable telling your boss no, and unionize, unionize, unionize!
Act your wage by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
My Last Two Brain Cells
A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
My Last Two Brain Cells by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
wolfendoom
Another game for FPS games. Similarly to how adventure platformers are called metroidvanias (after Metroid and Castlevania), shooters can be called Wolfendooms (after Wolfenstein and Doom).
wolfendoom by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022
Kiddie Squisher
A giant pickup truck or SUV that’s so tall and heavy that most impacts, especially those involving children, will result in fatality. On a normal car, if it hits you, you can usually roll onto the hood and off the side because the top of the hood is 2 feet off the ground. A kiddie squisher is typically 5 feet off the ground, so that’s not an option, so your only option is to go forward and onto the ground, which is much more dangerous.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
On top of that, the hood obstructs your vision because of its sheer size, the car is difficult to turn, and the sheer weight of the car makes it slow to stop, so avoiding obstacles is difficult in a kiddie squisher.
Anyone who drives a kiddie squisher like a Ford F-150 or a Chevy Silverado is clearly compensating for something.
Kiddie Squisher by Shepherd Guy September 2, 2022