a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
by Shelly February 3, 2005

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by shelly March 12, 2004

Its the fucking OC dammit.
by Shelly April 3, 2005

by Shelly December 24, 2002

when one attains the qualities of elvis ( the hip shaking, and mighty fine good looks, etc. ) and their name happens to be shelly. thus SHELVIS
by Shelly March 30, 2005
