Commonly known as the Meal Ready to Eat. This substance is quite possibly the most toxic substance in existence more so than plutonium. The great men and women who serve this country can be found consuming these scrumptious concoctions while out in the middle of bum fuck nowhere doing fun military operations shooting missiles and other interesting pew pews . Warning after consumption of these yummy delicacies your digestive system will forever be destroyed, if you’re lucky it’ll pass out of your system in ten years.
Person 1: man I haven’t shit in five days is this normal I think I’m going to die if I eat one more MRE
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
Person 2: It’s okay buckeroon I know it’s your first time around these woods so I brought some extra lube
Person 1: what the fuck do I need lube for?
Person 2: I reckon that’s gonna the the hardest shit you’ll ever take in your life, but it’s okay after your first one you’ll be seasoned vet
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
Get the MRE mug.Commonly known as the men’s witching hours. Spooky time between 10pm and 2am . During this time men who hardly acknowledge your existence or talk to you can be found trying to make plans. We all know why wink wink. Be warned you must stay away at all cost for your safety and sanity they are no longer human the cock demon has possessed them.
Person 1: girl who’s messaging you at this time your phone has been dry all night nuh uh let me see
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
Person 2: give me my phone back bitch I ain’t going nowhere I know it’s cock o’clock
Person 1: mhmm you said that last time
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
Get the Cock o’clock mug.When a girl gets piped down so good that she loses what little rationality is left of her already insane mindset. The dick she got was so good that the same the girl who was thotin and trottin a week ago considers being a stay at home wife and reevaluating all her life’s decisions.
Person 1: “I thought Becky couldn’t cook, and she was talking to me about getting married.”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
Person 2: “Wasn’t that hoe just sucking dick behind McDonald’s last week?
Person 1: “Yeah dawg the bitch is dickmatized!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Dickmatized mug.Spanish term meaning “I want milk”. Mainly used by Latin women, if she sends you this she doesn’t really want milk....at least not that kind.Most Commonly used in conjunction with milk emoji.
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Quiero Leche mug.Derogatory term meaning “daddy”, used mainly in the bed by Latina women. What many men don’t know is that it’s a secret, powerful, and dangerous word we use in order to get you to bust your load upon immediate use. If we’re using this word it’s either because we want you to bust our walls down or because you’re destroying our pussy. Most commonly used when hitting it from the back, exercise with caution.
Person 1: “You like that Mami.”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
Person 2: “MHMMMM DAMELO DURO PAPI!!!!!!”
“Bruh yesterday my mans was fucking my pussy up for over an hour, you know I’ve got a life to live, places to see, roads to walk, so I hit him the classic PAPI!!!!!!!!”
by Shdylatina March 23, 2019
Get the Papi mug.Chronic occurrence caused by overconsumption of a toxic and delicious chemical known as your once favorite alcoholic drink . One wiff of this drink will make your asshole pucker and send your nervous system into utter and cosmic lack of control,especially your gag reflex.
Person 1: how many shots of jägermeister are you having tonight Pussy thot
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
Person 2: I can never drink it again trooper I’m forever suffering from alcgagamos because of it
Person 1: momma didn’t raised a quitter I’ll show you what real alcgagamos is open wide bitch
by Shdylatina November 28, 2019
Get the Alcgagamos mug.Term coined from the Marine Corps motto “Semper Fidelis” meaning always faithful. Marines can be found coining this slogan left and right as they’re always getting fucked both mentally and physically.Not only can Marines be found getting fucked by their chain of command and the shitty ass people they work with but also the high and almighty green weenie,the unofficial mascot and asshole slayer of the greatest armed service the United States Marine Corps.
Person 1: listen up assholes you’re to be at the armory at 3am for the 20 mile hike show up late and we’re gonna have some fun.
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
Everyone fucking else : “Semper Fucked”
by Shdylatina December 04, 2019
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