Definitions by Shawn B.

j lo 

Woman who got married a buttload of times because she's too scared of being single.

J lo should go ahead and divorce the new guy and stock up on cucumbers and products from goodvibes.com

j lo by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Moobs

What I saw last summer when I went to Wisconsin Dells...

Everywhere I turned, I saw old guys with moobs about the same size as mine. I haven't been the same since...

Moobs by Shawn B. April 3, 2003

Space-Cadet 

Someone who just spaces out all the time, usually when they should be doing something productive instead.

I was a Space-Cadet in history class, so I missed all the assignments and I'm going fail this stupid course!

Space-Cadet by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

Meat and Potatoes 

Tasty food, unlike the crap they serve in high school cafeterias eveywhere.

Fat Tub Of Goo- Gimme some meat and potatoes

Meat and Potatoes by Shawn B. April 2, 2003

frag 

To be out of luck, screwed.

If I fail this test, I'm fragged.

frag by Shawn B. March 31, 2003

nimrod 

a stupid person ( see dingus)

The guy next door to my cousin is a total nimrod.

nimrod by Shawn B. March 30, 2003

lardbag

A grossly fat person.

The new kid is a total lardbag.

lardbag by Shawn B. March 30, 2003