Definitions by Shane McGehee

Geriactasm 

an orgasm given by a toothless elderly person.

Beatrice gives the best geriactasms in town.

Geriactasm by Shane McGehee November 26, 2009

Sodomicide 

Death resulting from sodomy.

(What a shitty way to die, or kill someone)

Sodomicide is rampant in prisons where Viagra is in abundance.

Sodomicide by Shane McGehee January 6, 2009

aciddent 

To have some sort of accident while on acid.

I may have aciddently given my soul away to that piece of furniture.

aciddent by shane mcgehee October 27, 2008

Poultrinate 

to incorporate chicken into a meal.


to puss out of a situation.

That was pathetic watching you poultrinate your way out of that one.

Poultrinate by shane mcgehee October 6, 2008

urban teepee 

a dwelling compiled ideally mostly of fence poles and old carpet, but substitutions can be and are often made.

That bum's makeshift tent really was just a glorified urban teepee.

urban teepee by Shane McGehee August 2, 2008

ninjayjay

A girl who fucks you on occasion but never returns calls or texts. Known more commonly as ninjina.

What happened to you last night, a ninjayjay strike again ?

ninjayjay by Shane McGehee August 2, 2008

Sarcacetious 

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)

I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.

Sarcacetious by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008