fix your watch

A strong shudder resulting in an arm flail. Typically used in reference to taking a strong liquor shot.

A shota Goose takes care of everything. It’ll fix your watch.

by Shakesmear May 14, 2022

Trubru

Yo best homie. BFF.

Yo trubru, what up? Dat waz da shit yo. Got yo back foreva.

by Shakesmear May 13, 2022

orgygomy

The Tetris-like positions participants need to assume to fit into a densely packed orgy.

Andy Dick’s last party was in such a small apartment I had to take the L position in the orgygomy.

by Shakesmear May 09, 2022

Grossmesser

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis

Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.

by Shakesmear May 18, 2022