Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

Niffa

Niffa basically is another word for "Friend".

For example: "Alex is my niffa."

by Shadowz August 12, 2013

I'm fine

1. The more polite way to say "No, get lost."
2. The general response to any question asking how you are doing or feeling.

1.
"HEY, JIM, WANT TO BUY MY EYEBALL?"
"I'm fine."

2.
"How're you doing?"
"I'm fine."
"What's going on with you?"
"I'm fine."
"How's life?"
"I'm fine."
"Jesus, can't you say anything else?"
"I'm fine."

by ShAdOwZ May 24, 2009

Tree spirits

1. Tree ghost/demon things, often found in MMORPGs.

2. "Three spirits" in a Jamaican accent.

1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!

2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

Chika

A sexy latina. Alternate spelling of "chica", Spanish for "girl".

Dayumn, that there is one spicy chika!

by ShAdOwZ May 23, 2009

E pluribus unum

Latin phrase meaning "Out of many, one."

Otherwise known as the gibberish on the back of quarters.

Jim: Whoa, what's this "E pluribus unum" nonsense on the back of my coin?

John: Hell if I know.

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

AT mine

Pressure- or tremor-sensitive antitank mine. Vehicle drives over it, it goes boom.

"Jim, stop, there's an AT mine on the road! OH SHI-"

by ShAdOwZ February 18, 2009