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I'm fine

1. The more polite way to say "No, get lost."
2. The general response to any question asking how you are doing or feeling.
1.
"HEY, JIM, WANT TO BUY MY EYEBALL?"
"I'm fine."

2.
"How're you doing?"
"I'm fine."
"What's going on with you?"
"I'm fine."
"How's life?"
"I'm fine."
"Jesus, can't you say anything else?"
"I'm fine."
by ShAdOwZ May 24, 2009
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Chika

A sexy latina. Alternate spelling of "chica", Spanish for "girl".
Dayumn, that there is one spicy chika!
by ShAdOwZ May 23, 2009
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Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.
Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009
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Face the music

1. To come forward; to admit one's own wrongdoings
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams
1. Come out and face the music, Jim. I know you've been stealing my pizza from the fridge.

2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.
by ShAdOwZ January 30, 2010
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Miller™

A not-high-yet-not-too-low end brand of beer. Miller Lite, especially, is popular amongst calorie counters, as it contains less calories than some other "lite" brands.
"Man, could I go for a Millerright now."
"Eh...I like Bud™ better than Miller™."
by ShAdOwZ January 17, 2009
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Count Strahd von Zarovich

A vampire from the legendary Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. In the Miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely badass. Copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast.
"I am Count Strahd von Zarovich, the Vampire! Muahahaha!"
by ShAdOwZ July 20, 2008
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Axel

1. A type of figure skating jump, including a leap with 1.5 turns.

2. One component of the "wheel and axel" simple machine. The wheel has a larger circumfrence than the axel, and so it would take more power to turn the axel, but in doing so the wheel would turn more times. Most wheels and axels on cars function this way.

3. A character in Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories and Kingdom Hearts II. He is the eighth member of Organization XIII, nicknamed "The Flurry of Dancing Flames". Axel, like other members of the group, wears a black overcoat with black gloves and black boots. He has bright red, spiky hair and wields two chakram with eight spikes on each. He can throw these chakram or use them as melee weapons--they will always return to his hand when they're thrown. He can also charge them with fire and execute many fire-based attacks. He has broken off from the rest of the Organization in KH II, but he still shares a relationship with Roxas
1. Bob: "Axel Paulsen was the first guy to ever perform an axel jump. Go figure!"
Bill: "Wow."

2. John: "Dude, the axel on my car broke. I have to get it towed to the shop!"
Mofo: "That bites, man. That bites big."

3. Axel: "The name's Axel. Got it memorized?!"

"I'm so FLATTERED!"

"BURN, BABY!"

"My heart just wouldn't be in it, y'know? Haven't got one..."
by ShAdOwZ July 19, 2007
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