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beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".
Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.
by Sex Ed November 26, 2006
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homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...
by Sex Ed January 19, 2007
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oralbator

To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.
Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.
by Sex Ed December 10, 2006
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PPP

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: PPP bitch!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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h1

THE BIGGEST HUMMER
1. Stainless steel, front-mid-engine SUV made by AMGeneral. AMGeneral having been the military vehicle division of AMC before AMC went bankrupt. AMGeneral was sold off before Chrysler purchased AMC. Chrysler simply bought AMC for its civilian JEEP line. AMGeneral is independant, but licenses GM to build & sell the H2 & H3. Hummers look like big Jeeps because, basically, they are!
2. A fantastic humming blowjob that leads to a mind boggling, cumblasting orgasm.
When I was in Nevada, this totally legal, high priced whore gave me an H1 in my H1 (I was in the Whorehouse parking lot).
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
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Titty Bare

Like the Pelvis Restless song:

"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck
and make me snif your pubic hair,
why don't you be
<why won't you be>
my titty bare?
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
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swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".
{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
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