Sex Ed's definitions

john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

bicyclist

Code term for bisexual.

"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."

"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

got milk?

When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.

At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!

by Sex Ed December 1, 2006

Titty Bare

Slang for girlfriend.

Like the Pelvis Restless song:

"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck
and make me snif your pubic hair,
why don't you be
<why won't you be>
my titty bare?

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

Unik

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.

The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Fuck you asshole!

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

by Sex Ed December 19, 2006