31 definitions by Sex Ed
1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!
After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!
by Sex Ed December 27, 2006
by Sex Ed July 29, 2006
DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".
YOU: (Pull down your pants)
DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)
YOU: (pull your pants up)
DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
YOU: (Pull down your pants)
DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)
YOU: (pull your pants up)
DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.
by Sex Ed December 9, 2006
by Sex Ed December 10, 2006
by Sex Ed January 17, 2007
Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.
by Sex Ed December 9, 2006
So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?
It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.
Ooooookkkaaayyy...
It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.
Ooooookkkaaayyy...
by Sex Ed January 17, 2007