plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

Titty Bare

Slang for girlfriend.

Like the Pelvis Restless song:

"Baby won't you be
my little titty bare
wrap your legs around my neck
and make me snif your pubic hair,
why don't you be
<why won't you be>
my titty bare?

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

bicyclist

Code term for bisexual.

"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."

"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

by Sex Ed January 01, 2007

medophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.

Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

by Sex Ed December 08, 2006

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed January 01, 2007