Unik

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.

The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

oralbator

To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.

Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.

by Sex Ed December 09, 2006

got milk?

When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.

At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!

by Sex Ed December 01, 2006

homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 17, 2007

Hummingbird

A chick (or "bird" as they say in UK) who loves to give humming blowjobs, flying around from feeder to feeder, sucking away!

Oh my God! Melissa is the BEST hummingbird I have ever met!

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

4K10

text talk: 4K10 = 4 K 10 = fornicating = having sex, fucking, gettin it on!

"I came over last night and the lights were on, so I knocked on the door, but, no one answered."

"We were 4K10."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

sexlickdick

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

by Sex Ed December 09, 2006