H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

by Sex Ed December 27, 2006

H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!

After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!

by Sex Ed December 27, 2006

statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

by Sex Ed December 01, 2006

gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.

by Sex Ed December 24, 2006

Flying Nun

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

by Sex Ed December 08, 2006

bird feeder

A cock that gets lot's of cock sucking action from birds (chix).

EVERY chick,
wants to suck MY dick.
I call it the bird feeder.

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.

Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.

by Sex Ed November 21, 2006