statuatory rape

Consentual sex with a minor.

Yeah, she WANTED to have sex with you, butt, she's only 15. If word gets around, you could go to prison for statuatory rape you fucktard!

by Sex Ed December 01, 2006

nipSSpin

When a dude plays with his chix nips.

Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: NipSSpin bitch!

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

john handcock

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

by Sex Ed December 08, 2006

Unik

Shortened version of eunich. Usually a castrated male. Can be a male (XY chromosomes) born without genitals (just a pee hole), or a man without any penis or sex drive or a man with a permanent case of ED.

The king used Uniks (Unix) to guard his harem.

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

beef log injection

"Beef Log Injection" means "penile penetration".

Craig gave Ashley a beef log injection.

by Sex Ed November 26, 2006

Fuck you asshole!

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

by Sex Ed December 19, 2006

got milk?

When someone walks out of the bedroom after performing felattio not realizing that they have semen on their face.

At the party, Jeff and Mrs. Johnson went into Brad's bedroom. About a half an hour later, Mrs. Johnson came out of the bedroom with a GOT MILK? face!

by Sex Ed December 01, 2006