Definitions by Sex ED

gentle herpes 

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.

WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.

gentle herpes by Sex Ed December 30, 2006

Fuck you asshole! 

Expletive used to express extreme dissatisfaction with another individual.

8==> (( /\\\ is text lingo for "fuck you asshole!"

Fuck you asshole! by Sex Ed December 19, 2006

ML 

"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.

JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.

ML by Sex Ed December 11, 2006

oralbator 

To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.

Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.

oralbator by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

sexlickdick 

A common way for dislexic people to mis-spell, or mis-speak "dislexic".

DISLEXIC CHICK: "I'm sexlickdick".

YOU: (Pull down your pants)

DISLEXIC CHICK: "AAAHHH!!!(Calls 911)

YOU: (pull your pants up)

DON'T WORRY, SHE EITHER MISDIALED, OR GAVE THEM THE WRONG ADDRESS.

sexlickdick by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

john handcock 

A man who frequents prostitutes (John), but materbates on, or is masterbated by (handcock) the prostitute, rather than having sex with her, as a means of avoiding STDs.

YOU: Hey, John, do you wanna go to the bar?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm going to see Sharin' Cocks, that ho down the road.

YOU: Aren't you afraid of AIDS?

YOUR BUDDY: No, I'm a John Handcock.

john handcock by Sex Ed December 8, 2006

Flying Nun 

A chick who pretends to be celibate, but fucks like a bunny rabbit!

Sharon claimed to be a virgin, but she fucked the entire varsity basketball team >>> Flying Nun!

Flying Nun by Sex Ed December 8, 2006