mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

by Sex Ed January 17, 2007

Oral Bee

A cute little bug (a fly girl) who goes from bud to bud suckin' up all the nectar she can get!

"What an Oral Bee! I think Melissa has sucked off every guy on this block!"

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

plant a tree

To FUCK or to engage in sexual intercourse.

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

swife

SWIFE means a "swapped-wife".

{Knock, knock}

{door opens}

"Hello George! Hello El... Whose this? Where's Eleanor?"

"Eleanor is with a buddy of mine. This is my SWIFE for the week, her name is Sharon."

"Oh. Gee, maybe you could be MY swife sometime?"

"Sure, that is if you got a tasty fox for my husband. Let me get my planner."

by Sex Ed December 28, 2006

bicyclist

Code term for bisexual.

"Damn she's hot. I'd love to go out with her."

"Like or dislike, she's a bicyclist man."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

SBN

Text talk for Lesbian.

"I asked Sharise out, but, she turned me down. God, I'm such a loser."

"No, it's cool, she's N SBN."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006

Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.

"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."

by Sex ED July 29, 2006