computer

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.

I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.

by Seshie November 06, 2019

sev

Short for the number 7. The reason this word exists is because "seven" is two syllables while "sev" is just one syllable.

One, two, three, four, five, six, sev, eight, nine, ten, lev, twelve, threen, freen, fien, sien, seen, eighn, nighn, twen.

by Seshie January 29, 2010

zamp

A bagpipe. Originally short for zampogna, a form of Italian bagpipe.

Let's go listen to some zamp at maximum volume at the festival!

by Seshie November 13, 2019

Disgruntled Goat

An extremely short-lived character on Itchy and Scratchy segments on the long-running animated sitcom, the Simpsons.

Remember when Disgruntled Goat was on Itchy and Scratchy? He was with many other hilarious characters!

by Seshie January 09, 2009

sizzle bizzle

Slang term for sister, used when someone is imitating someone with a sister, but the impostor does not have a sister.

I'm Bart Simpson, yo yo bang bang! Ma sizzle bizzle Lisa just pwned me in the game. See you fo' shizzle, sizzle bizzle!

by Seshie June 26, 2009

encyclopediatrician

Someone who is skilled at cleaning up erroneous/badly-formatted articles in an encyclopedia, especially if the encyclopedia is open to editing, like Wikipedia or Encyc.

Yesterday, I saw a new article come up on Wikipedia, and it was badly written; the next day, it was perfectly formatted! Guess an encyclopediatrician got to it!

by Seshie February 21, 2017

libby

An album made for a music library, usually in the sense of a production music library.

We always pick up the latest libby as quickly as some hipsters pick up the latest Adele album!

by Seshie February 15, 2019