Definitions by Seshie

shhh 

The sound pipe cleaners would make if they were alive.

I fell asleep holding a pipe cleaner; when it said "shhh", I woke up instantly and realized that I was only dreaming about the pipe cleaner being alive.

shhh by Seshie November 13, 2019

lookiny 

An object that resembles a magnifying glass. A magnifying glass usually wouldn't be called a lookiny, just objects that have the same shape.

The first time I walked into a candy shop, I bought a lookiny candy that smelled like coffee.

lookiny by Seshie November 6, 2019

Mini Immi 

A (usually young) Imogen Heap impersonator.

Imogen Heap doesn't play in Grand Rapids, but at least there's a Mini Immi in town we can go see.

Mini Immi by Seshie November 6, 2019

pills

A difficult situation; one that is "hard to swallow", so to speak.

Boy, that history of tables test was pills; I had to memorize what every historical figure's table looked like, how they set the table, and everything else!

pills by Seshie November 6, 2019

trinket 

A nifty little thing that you can fidget with.

I bought a little glass princess trinket at the Mini Shop last week, and I've found myself fidgeting with it at least once a day.

trinket by Seshie November 6, 2019

computer 

Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.

I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.

computer by Seshie November 6, 2019

porcupineapple 

A generic term for anything that's hard to tell whether it's an animal or a plant using any one or more of the senses.

I reached out and accidentally felt something sharp and pointy for a tenth of a second; felt like a porcupine, a pine tree or maybe a pineapple. Maybe a porcupineapple!
There's some sort of porcupineapple on my head; not sure if it's a leaf or a bee since I can't see it and it's not making a sound!
This sure tastes like beef, and you say it's a tofu burger; what a real porcupineapple!

porcupineapple by Seshie September 30, 2019