ETAF

An acronym that cleverly combines “ETA” (“estimated time of arrival”) and “AF” (“as fuck”), commonly used in situations where one wants to place emphasis on the estimated time of arrival

Dan: “What time will your train will arrive?”

Kevin: “3:50 pm ETAF, dawg!”

by Senor Fantastico December 31, 2023

“Bitch be glazin’”

Common expression used to comment on the fact that someone has too many glaze issues

Todd: “Man, Sheila has too many glaze issues, in my opinion.”

Donte: “Bitch be glazin’”

by Senor Fantastico February 05, 2024

#3

Slang term for when your purpose of going to the bathroom is to both pee (#1) and poop (#2); believed to derive from the fact that 1+ 2 = 3.

Stan: Be back in a minute, gotta go to the bathroom!

Rick: Oh, #1 or #2?

Stan: #3, actually!

by Senor Fantastico March 01, 2021

AirDND

A room in someone’s house, if not the entire house, that you can rent for the sole purpose of playing Dungeons & Dragons, the popular fantasy role playing game.

Rick: “My pals and I are getting an AirDND this weekend!”

Lonnie: “Killer!”

by Senor Fantastico July 13, 2019

AA

Short for “at all”

Jeff: “Dude, that new girl Jennifer is hot AF.”

Bryan: “Man, I don’t care about Jennifer AA, I only have eyes for my girlfriend.”

by Senor Fantastico October 24, 2020

OMAG

“Oh my actual God.” A variation of “OMG” inspired by “WTAF,” the ultra-modern and ultra clever variation of “WTF.”

Laura: “Look at what she’s wearing! It’s so ugly!”

Kim: “OMAG!”

by Senor Fantastico December 14, 2019

imho

short for “I’m a ho”

Doug: “Are you a ho?”

Diane: “Yes, imho.”

by Senor Fantastico January 21, 2024