Expired Coupon

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

by Senor Bunluv February 04, 2023

Shim Sham

A half assed operation.

What kind of shim sham joint are your running down there at Town Hall?

by Senor Bunluv April 07, 2019

Godsmack

A reverse safe word. When you want him to go harder. A girl with a lower back tramp stamp of the sun likes it rough.

She yelled godsmack when he was going at it from behind.

by Senor Bunluv June 27, 2025

dunflopper

A guy who can’t make an everyday decision to save his life.

Justin was such a dunflopper, he couldn’t even decide what to make for dinner.

by Senor Bunluv October 17, 2018

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 05, 2023

Spicy Pepe

When you have unprotected anal sex with a prostitute in Tijuana and get a chili flake in your pee hole.

Took a long drive south, across the border, then was approached by the gnarliest whore who only took it in the bung hole. Long story short, got a chili flake in my peephole. Went to Mexico, came home with a spicy Pepe.

by Senor Bunluv October 17, 2019

icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.

Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.

by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018