Spicy Pepe

When you have unprotected anal sex with a prostitute in Tijuana and get a chili flake in your pee hole.

Took a long drive south, across the border, then was approached by the gnarliest whore who only took it in the bung hole. Long story short, got a chili flake in my peephole. Went to Mexico, came home with a spicy Pepe.

by Senor Bunluv October 16, 2019

Sack Stamp

When you are long in the balls and you wear a hole in your underwear creating a stamp or cookie cutter like impression.

Justie was so long in the junk his underwear always rocked a sack stamp

by Senor Bunluv April 04, 2019

Maskerbater

A person who refuses to wear a mask during a pandemic and can therefore go fuck themselves.

A group of maskerbaters came into the office today and I refused to sell them clamming licenses.

by Senor Bunluv August 19, 2020

Reverse Road Head

When you get a DUI and have to blow your car to get it to start.

Court mandated reverse road head for 6 months.

by Senor Bunluv February 05, 2023

icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.

Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.

by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018

Expired Coupon

When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.

Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.

by Senor Bunluv February 04, 2023

dunflopper

A guy who can’t make an everyday decision to save his life.

Justin was such a dunflopper, he couldn’t even decide what to make for dinner.

by Senor Bunluv October 17, 2018