14 definitions by See you on the field

kelly ripa

A bump lady. Also a daytime TV personality.

Don't say bump around Kelly Ripa unless you have some. She should grease her girls' wheels and get connected with a clever black accountant, fo shizzle.

by See you on the field October 4, 2006

Jaime Pressly

A hot little number out of Cacka Lacka, star of TV show "My Name is Earl". Soon to blow up like Pam Anderson. Rumoured to like chubby black average joes despite her slim figure and starlet status.

Jaime Pressly makes me laugh. She plays that role too well.

by See you on the field September 3, 2006

kick in the nuts

a good way for a girl to start a deadly lifelong blood feud.

she tried to set me up for failure, and when that didn't work, she kicked me in the nuts, so that's why I cut all her hair off, your honor.

CASE DISMISSED.

by See you on the field April 12, 2005

Ticket Drop

When a cute blonde starts to get wet for a popular black guy she sees out and about on her day, she gets a little "drop" in her panties. See also: getting her float on.

Abby got a Ticket Drop for Big Marcus at the mall.

by See you on the field August 19, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A female who has an unnatural craving to control cunts, the actions of cunts, and the distribution of cunt among the populace. Many times the de facto leader of a group of popular girls.

Bad breath? NO CUNT FOR YOU!

- Cunt Nazi

by See you on the field August 25, 2005

getting her float on

when a white girl daydreams about black men. usually accompanied by a blank stare.

Marissa just couldn't lie to herself about getting her float on over Martin Lawrence.

by See you on the field March 29, 2005

McDiva

A wanna-be country club-type, trend chasing female who thinks she's too hot for the county because of her long hair extensions and vegas vip room credentials. In short, temporarily sexy.

Kim Kardashian is a McDiva, fo shizzle.

by See you on the field November 25, 2007