sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

cutty

The bruvas be callin' each otha' "cutey," and it come out "cutty."

"(I'd like to pound that ass...) Yo, whudup, cutty?"

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

Nickname for Jean Kerry, French-speaking (and sympathising) Democratic (Socialist) candidate for President of The United States of America.

Oh, you're going to vote for Francostein? Hold onto your wallet... get your Arabic language tapes...

by Sean Brian Kirby October 31, 2004

To demonstrate how poorly I counted in Froggish, I said, "Un, deux, trois, cinq, soixante neuf," and she gasped.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 30, 2004

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

Your current locale/country when something completely ridiculous happens.

Here in Asburdistan, the State-boys pull over those who "speed" while ignoring those who hog the passing-lane, exhibiting their longest fingers.

by Sean Brian Kirby June 04, 2003

My Bulgarian buddy always laughs whenever he hears Vladimir Poontang's name.

by Sean Brian Kirby October 10, 2005