Sean's definitions

Selling like beer

Upon using the phrase "selling like hotcakes" to describe an item that sells really fast, I realized that I dont know what a hotcake is, nor have I ever sold or bought one. So I decided that beer is the fastest selling item I could think of. So I am officially changing the old phrase "selling like hotcakes" to "selling like beer"

"My ebay items are selling like beer."

by Sean August 1, 2004

roffey

the noise a dogg makes during anal sex.

giver: "take it you bitch!"

taker: "ur ur roffey!"

by Sean August 6, 2004

clean up

when you fuck a chick while wearing a condum and after she takes it off and sucks you dick clean

We fucked really quick and then she cleaned up

by sean August 9, 2004

chown'ed

the past tense of the acronym CHOWN, meaning to change ownership in the world of computer files and geeks

After disconnecting and logging, a description file is written, both files will be chown'ed to the right user and the recorded message will be mailed to him/her.

by Sean August 10, 2004

dick wad

A vulgar reference to an: idiot, moron, jerk. Used to convey the mental image of a man metaphorically described as a wadded-up ball of a tallywhacker (otherwise known as a penis).

Good sir! You have just applied your forefoot to the top of my heel and unearthed my foot from its leather placing! I inquire an apology, post-haste, dickwad!

by Sean August 13, 2004

Damn straight

Usually a confirmation of a statement or an utter agreement with a person's self.

Man, you fuckin' gay!
Damn straight!

by Sean August 13, 2004

God

A spiritual deity who balances all of life and judges all. If you make fun of Him, he'll probably kill you and send you to Hell.

Oh God! Please don't kill me and send me to Hell for making fun of you!

by Sean August 13, 2004