Sean's definitions

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 1, 2003

Ragnarok

The act of penile/anal sexual penetration.

Sam: Hey Sean, what's up?
Sean: Dude, seriously, don't open the door, we're performing ragnarok!
Sam: BUTTSEX!

by Sean March 8, 2005

pen smacking

mausterbating (also smacking pen)

I found some porn and starting pen smacking.

by Sean March 7, 2004

skateboard

The inability to know ones phsysical boundries.

holy shit! Call the ambulance!

by sean February 26, 2005

grandma

when you get a blowjob from a woman with no teeth.

paulina popped out her dentures and gave me one of the best grandma's ever.

by sean January 3, 2005

ghetto switchblade

box cutter

ghetto kid: hey pops, hand me that ghetto switchblade.
Pops: what the box cutter?

by sean July 2, 2004

beast fuck

when you have sex with a chick like you havn't fucked in a decade.

i beast fucked nancy into a wheelchair.

by sean December 10, 2004