Sean's definitions

Lover's lane

An old-fashioned term referring to a teenage hangout that holds on-goings such as blowjobs, dick-squeezing, The Dirty Sanchez, spitting, rim jobs, and the wild monkey dance.

"Mom, me and Peggy-Jean are gonna be at Lover's Lane!"
"Lover's Lane! Oh, I remember when your father put his face in between my legs and . . ."
"But Mother, I - I thought Lover's Lane was where you got your first kiss."
"No, your father just fucked me, that's all."
"Oh..."

by Sean August 13, 2004

pnats

a kind of bug that is anoying

get thease freakin nats away from me

by sean August 21, 2004

scumbagism

Characteristics or qualities pertaining to a scumbag.

Robbing somebody's bike is an example of scumbagism.

by Sean August 22, 2004

tricked out

Used commonly in street racing. Talking about the mods on a car (rims, engine etc.)

"Yo, Sean's FD is well tricked out"

by sean August 25, 2004

God

A surpeme, almighty deity whom you can laugh at all you want right now. But when you die and go to Hell, you're gonna feel pretty fucking stupid.

Dude, God can go fuck himself in the ass!
30 years later
Oh God! Please don't let me die! I don't wanna go to hell!
GOD: YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE FUCK!?

by Sean August 26, 2004

bitchlet

a bitchlet is one who is a little bitch

the freakin bitchlit stole my cookie

by Sean August 26, 2004

pimpdizzle

The pinacle of cool; extraordinarily spectacular.

Hommie 1:"Dude, check out that fly ride!"
Hommie 2:"Damn that shit's pimpdizzle"

by Sean September 9, 2004