Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016
(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
by Screw Liberals June 21, 2016
Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.
"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."
by Screw Liberals June 25, 2016
(A) People who are obviously not serious about getting in shape but attend a fitness club (usually at the request of a significant other) and hog the machine, bench, or area that a serious and courteous member would like to use, remaining there for an exceptionally long time, and are intentionally putting forth little physical effort due to being naturally lazy. (These annoying pricks usually decrease in numbers as it gets farther away from January 1st.)
"All the treadmills are occupied. That one fat gymposter has been there for 25 minutes and hasn't even walked a quarter mile. Get the hell off and go back to the dairy farm, you prick."
by Screw Liberals June 26, 2016
The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
A flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her boobs look big on social media and/or dating sites. When they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you've been completely duped by her lie.
Person 1: "Dude, how was your date with Melissa and her huge tits?"
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016