classwipe

Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.

"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."

classwipe by Screw Liberals June 25, 2016

classrape 

unpleasant experience at school

I had a physics midterm and it classraped me so hard that I cried.


-or-


Today was a long day of getting classraped for me, and now I'm going to go home and cry while sitting on a bag of ice.

classrape by Shalom October 18, 2004

lasswipe 

the person with uses the last square of toilet paper and do not replace the roll

Who's the lasswipe who didn't change the roll??

lasswipe by 2inchfromground September 29, 2010

Classpect 

A portmanteau of the words "Class" and "Aspect", a Classpect refers to one's mythological role in the game of Sburb. A Classpect usually consists of a title, or "Class" (e.g. Heir, Seer, Knight, Witch) and an element, or "Aspect" (e.g. Breath, Light, Time, Space). With 14 Classes and 12 Aspects, there are approximately 168 different Classpects a player can be.

My Classpect is the Bard of Space.

Classpect by Yarinoi September 19, 2021

Classie 

Classy taken to the extreme. When someone is going above and beyond it's occasionally necessary to denote their actions with the "classie" label. Also useful for sarcastic remarks.

The tux and sunglasses combo that he was wearing could only be described as classie

He threw up after the first shot, then stripped when he actually got drunk....so classie

Classie by Benischeck302 September 7, 2010

Classive Aggressive 

Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.

While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...

Classive Aggressive by bozzmcman November 15, 2011

Cassipea 

A pretty girl with long hair and pretty eyes. Always chill and really funny. She can really brighten up your day with her crazy witty jokes. Always stealing fuckboys' girls and getting her name mispronounced.

Colby: Cassipea just told the funniest joke ever my nigga.

Jayson: I didn't think it was that funny.
Amari: You just mad that my nigga stole your girl. Don't be mad, get glad.

Cassipea by M.ARRI_ May 14, 2015