Scotty Nice's definitions

Dragon Snoot

When your ho chokes on your massive salty load and she coughs because it is unable to be swallowed, then the semen/snot mix shoots out of her nostrils looking like a Dragon shooting fire cum.

Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.

by Scotty Nice September 6, 2019

The AB

When your partner doesn’t want to have sex, so when they turn around or roll over, you jerk off all over their back.

Trudie didn’t want to fuck, so I gave her The AB and jack my dick on her back.

by Scotty Nice September 11, 2019

T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

Mickey’s hat of despair

When you take your family to the magical world of Disney and spend five days in scorching ball dripping heat, getting run over by heifers in electric scooters and spending more than half your salary on Mickey shaped treats while getting in two rides a day and all you come away with is a hat with a picture of that mother fucker on the front.

My husband was so angry when we were finally leaving Disney that to commemorate the financial destruction we had just gone though he decided to buy one last thing, Mickey’s hat of despair. I’m not sure we will ever recover.

by Scotty Nice June 16, 2023

Water boarding

When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.

Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.

by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019

Gay Pimps

When you realize your shipping company gets paid to deliver a load.

Hey Bill, Nick from Gay Pimps Logistics. We got the payment from Greg, so his load will be in your hands by Tuesday.

by Scotty Nice April 22, 2021

trisser

When three lesbians scissor each other while finger blasting each other and sucking face.

Trudie and Lizzy were out last night and met another girl. They took her home and they all did a trisser and came in unison.

by Scotty Nice January 16, 2020