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Definitions by Scott trowbridge

Someone you knew growing up. In other words, everyone knew someone called lil man. If you don't remember, ask one of your old friends if they remember "lil man" and they will tell you that "so and so's little brother" was called "lil man"
Lil Man, my friends are here. Go watch TV with mom. We're talkin big dude stuff and no you can't play X-box with us.
lil man by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

double backed monster 

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.
Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.
An alternate spelling of devilish, meaning of the devil.
Umm girl, in that red dress you look devlish.
devlish by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

joe schmo 

A regular person. Often but not necessarily with a slightly negative connotation. Etymologically related to "Average Joe" and "Schmo" a Yiddish word for idiot.
I'm scared as hell of becoming some Joe Schmo, watching football, drinking beer that my fat wife brings me, and blaming my farts on my dog.
joe schmo by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
The act of hitting someone with a penis.
Girl: I think it is degrading to give someone a flappy.
flappy by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

shuffleboard 

Once upon a time white people played a game called shuffle board at racially segregated country clubs. When most country clubs became desegregated, the white people stopped playing the game because it was too embarrassing for anyone outside their imagined aristocracy to know about.
Hubert: Mildred would you like to play some shuffleboard.
Mildred: That would be swell Hubert.
When a girl's thong is visible above her pants/skirt/shorts. More or less a feminine version of plummering. Etymologically related to Monica Lewinski's affair with president Clinton.
Sweetie, pull your shirt down you're monicaing.
monicaing by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006