Scott's definitions

popple

A word that my wife from Minnesotta and some of her family thinks is the name of a tree. The name of the tree is actually poplar, but those folk from the upper midwest have lazy toungues I guess.

Oh look honey, there is a popple tree. DOH

by Scott July 31, 2004

walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004

grinchy

Mean, Sour, Ugly, Grimmy

Ayo son yo moms is fuckin grinchy as hell

by scott May 13, 2005

frapper

The act of slapping a woman in the face with one's penis, often during or right after sex.

If you're lucky, your girlfriend won't mind getting a frapper.

by Scott October 17, 2003

woop woop

theres a hole in australia somewhere in australia called woop woop

oi, we gotta get back to woop woop bro to get us some kanga before johnny taxes us again

by scott January 27, 2005

contraoscuorbulate

When large breasts move in opposite circles during dancing

Beth, a double D blonde with no bra, was wildly gyrating to "Sweet Child of Mine" after several Captain and Cokes.

by Scott November 4, 2004

wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

by Scott July 8, 2003