5 definitions by Scarab Mcarab

Skanvas

The canvas upon which a male of any species chooses to skeen on.

Person A - 'Oh you came on my head!'

Person B - 'Your head is my skanvas, my skeen is my paint'

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Honez

Someone, be he a man or a woman, with a ghostly porcelain exterior and an intelligence equivalent to that of a Turtus. Often makes a complete dick of himself/herself by demonstrating said retardation.

Honez - 'What song is this?' (to the Happy Birthday theme song)

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Skorehead

A forehead covered in skeen.

'She jacked me so hard I skeeted all over her skorehead'.

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Skeen

The milky white juice that explodes from the end of a penis when aroused to climax.

Don't tug so hard or I'll skeen on your face

by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010