Definitions by Scarab Mcarab

Honez 

Someone, be he a man or a woman, with a ghostly porcelain exterior and an intelligence equivalent to that of a Turtus. Often makes a complete dick of himself/herself by demonstrating said retardation.

Honez - 'What song is this?' (to the Happy Birthday theme song)

Honez by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Turtus

An amalgamation of tortoise and turtle, often used by people with mental retardation who cannot tell the difference.

That turtus was swimming so swiftly beneath the azure waves. By the way, I am mentally retarded

Turtus by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Skeen 

The milky white juice that explodes from the end of a penis when aroused to climax.

Don't tug so hard or I'll skeen on your face

Skeen by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Skanvas 

The canvas upon which a male of any species chooses to skeen on.

Person A - 'Oh you came on my head!'

Person B - 'Your head is my skanvas, my skeen is my paint'

Skanvas by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010

Skorehead 

A forehead covered in skeen.

'She jacked me so hard I skeeted all over her skorehead'.

Skorehead by Scarab Mcarab August 18, 2010